(Bongsunga School)
Hello! I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School.
I'm Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
Yeah! DJ Mix time.
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I want to go to the zoo.
- I want to see the monkeys... / - Yeah.
- The leopards... / - Yeah.
- And the otters. / - Oh, yeah?
That's why I mixed those three animals!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Leopards, monkeys, otters...
Monkeys, leopards, otters!
Kim Bumsoo.
They look the same!
Kim Bumsoo.
I am Kim Bumsoo.
Everyone!
- Kim Bumsoo! / - Kim Bumsoo!
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto!
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who came up with Santa Claus?
What's wrong with Santa Claus?
He never came once!
My daughter waited for Santa.
So I figured I'd dress as Santa and give her gifts.
I'll leave her presents when she's asleep.
She wouldn't go to sleep!
Finally asleep at 2 a.m.
I fell asleep.
Now what?
That's it.
Ta-da!
Ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
My daughter was so happy.
She asked to see Rudolph!
Rudolph? He isn't here...
- So I used our cow. / - A cow...
She found out right away!
My daughter started to cry.
Don't cry!
♪ You better watch out, you better not cry ♪
I felt like crying!
I finally managed to get her to sleep.
Hey. My daughter left a letter for Santa.
My daughter is so sweet...
It's a list of gifts for next year!
Who came up with Santa Claus?
Go sit down.
I'll be back again next time!
Alright, Mr. Toto.
Next is CD!
Wow!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to work at a makeup shop.
I'll totally have swag at the makeup shop.
What will you do at the makeup shop?
First, I'll tell people about the most popular makeup.
First... Swag-skin lotion.
And essence-swag.
Lastly, lip gloss-swag.
Then, I'll teach you how to apply makeup.
First, you apply the base-swag.
To look swag-lively, apply swag-color makeup
with a brush-swag like swag-swag.
And I'll shoot a commercial
with this mascara and lipstick.
What kind of commercial?
Other mascaras will run,
so your tears will be black.
But this won't run.
And this lipstick
will turn your lips totally red.
But you shouldn't use it.
You can use mine.
This is lip-service-swag.
And while GD's in the army, I'll make this a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, this lip balm...
Will become my red nose.
And these combs...
Will become my antlers.
Lastly, this makeup bag...
Will become my sleigh.
Don't I look like Rudolph?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
Let's start the performance!
What is this?
Merry Christmas-swag, everyone!
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
He looks just like him.
Alright!
Who are you?
I make people echo!
I'm Freddie Echo!
Alright!
Alright, Freddie Echo.
People loved your act last episode too.
Everybody!
♪ After being on the show for two episodes ♪
♪ I heard they made a fan club ♪
♪ They came to today's shoot ♪
♪ That's the president of the fan club sitting there ♪
For real.
My banner.
Alright!
- ♪ The president is my mom ♪ / - ♪ My mom ♪
- ♪ My mom ♪ / - ♪ My mom ♪
- ♪ Thank you for helping me ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
- ♪ Thank you ♪ / - ♪ Thank you ♪
That's really my... ♪ Mama ♪
(Gwak Beom's mother, Lee Jeongae)
They look alike.
Freddie Echo, your mom really came.
That's great. So...
Did you come up with a good joke for today?
- Are you excited? / - Yes!
Everybody!
♪ I'm on a radio show every Monday ♪
♪ I've been a regular for a year ♪
♪ Now they treat me differently ♪
♪ They even serve me snacks ♪
That snack is called...
Radio cookies.
Radio cookies, radio cookies.
His mom helped him out!
♪ Mama ♪
So...
Your mother saved the joke you just made.
That's why I prepared a highlight!
- Okay. / - What is it?
Oh! A guitar?
Really?
For real?
You're just going to pretend to play again.
Hey, he can play.
♪ Mama ♪
♪ Just killed a man ♪
♪ I live in a back alley ♪
♪ I see the moon and stars ♪
♪ Now I'll never ♪
♪ Rob a fish store again ♪
♪ I'm just a romantic cat ♪
That's from a different song!
Alright!
Go sit down!
He's good.
Alright...
Who wants to talk next?
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
You didn't even try for your entrance.
- Yes. / - Alright.
- Just stay right there. / - Alright.
What are you doing?
What's this?
Hello, I'm a comedian.
What's this?
A red carpet.
How is this a red carpet?
It doesn't matter what I use.
Am I going to become Park Bogum
just because I use a real red carpet?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So, there's no need to try so hard.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
Just like old guys that wear their socks for
two days straight if they don't stink.
No need to try so hard!
Alright, just sit down.
Alright. Where should I...
I'll just sit wherever.
There he goes again.
- Hi there. / - So, for PE...
- We're playing volleyball. / - Yes.
- Take out your volleyballs. / - Volleyballs...
Alright, a volleyball.
I said a volleyball. That's a rubber glove.
So what if it's not a volleyball?
As long as you can still use it like a ball.
- I'll make a ball. / - What?
Alright.
Let's just say I made it already.
It's a ball.
I can play volleyball with this. Set.
Set.
Spike!
You can even shake hands with the ball.
Good job.
Are we going to become Olympic athletes
from playing volleyball?
- Nope! / - Nope!
Are we going to become like Kim Yeonkoung?
- Nope! / - Nope!
So there's no need to try so hard.
Everyone, no need to try so hard.
Oh, I died.
Don't play games during a shoot.
Who cares how I do the shoot?
Am I going to become Freddie Mercury overnight
because I focus on the shoot?
- Nope! / - Nope!
- ♪ Don't try ♪ / - ♪ Don't try ♪
Alright!
See? It doesn't work.
Everyone, no need to try so hard!
Just like Gwak Beom who shot a commercial
just for looking like Freddie Mercury.
No need to try so hard!
Go sit down.
♪ Out of the way ♪
♪ The star of Bongsunga School is here ♪
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
- Promise me. / - Alright.
Today...
I'll talk about the various ways
to tell people's fortune.
There's fortune telling.
- Fortune telling. / - Sure.
- Palm reading. / - Right.
And this is very popular.
Western card of fortune telling.
Why is that Western card of fortune telling?
You don't know Western card of fortune telling?
- Western card of fortune telling. / - Say the word.
- Seongwon! / - Now.
- No! / - I know you know.
You said you wouldn't use English!
- Don't! / - You can't!
- Don't use English! / - Don't!
Don't!
Tarot!
T-A-R-O-T! Tarot!
Free reading tarot.
A unique interactive fifty daily cards tarot.
Tarot soup.
San-tarot Park.
Eye tarot-sty.
Olympic tarot.
What's this?
Tarot guns!
What is that?
That's the end of class!
Until the entire world loves Gag Concert
and Hangeul...
- Bye-bye! / - Bye-bye!
(Ms. Shin)
Director Jang! Director Jang!
Ms. Shin.
- Oh, you're here too, Taehun. / - Yes.
Gosh, you young people are so diligent.
Why are you all here so early?
You're late, Ms. Shin.
I came late?
- You two should rehearse. / - Okay.
Gosh...
Taehun.
What were you talking about with Director Jang?
Nothing special.
Gosh! I saw you two whispering.
Just tell me.
We were badmouthing you.
- You were badmouthing me? / - Yes.
Gosh, they said being badmouthed means longevity.
Taehun, you're the only one wishing me a long life.
I guess I'll live a long life. Thanks.
- You sound so optimistic. / - Yeah.
- Ms. Shin, can you help me with my acting? / - Yes!
What's the scene for today?
A love story between an older woman
and a younger guy.
My gosh! It's about us!
- It's not this much of an age gap... / - Shut it!
My gosh...
- Sorry, Taehun. / - It's okay.
So, it's a pretty older girl that treats you to meals.
- Yes. / - Alright.
I'm in character now!
- Let's get started. / - Yeah.
- Bongseon. / - Yeah, Taehun?
You look even cuter today.
I can't believe you just said that to me.
Then, can I say this?
Hey...
No...
Bongseon.
I like you.
Hey.
Stop joking around...
From now on, you're my girl.
Stop joking around!
I like you!
I'm sorry.
What?
What is it?
What is it, Taehun?
I should've been a bit more manly.
It wasn't enough.
If you want to be manlier,
just flex this area and...
Ow! Ow!
Yes, that's very strong and manly.
Okay, I'll try it like this again.
Alright, alright.
I'll grab you and...
I like you!
Hold on.
What would a young guy like you know?
I'll teach you how it's done.
That's how you kiss, Taehun.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
In the script, it says you stomp your feet
in embarrassment.
That wasn't in the script.
My gosh!
I guess I got a bit too into it.
I stomp my feet in embarrassment?
Yes, you stomp your feet happily.
My gosh!
How do I stomp my feet
and look happy too?
Like this?
- Yes, just like that. / - Ms. Shin!
- Hey, Nami. / - Hi, Taehun.
- Taehun. / - Yeah?
The director wants you.
Yeah? Thank you, Ms. Shin.
You're leaving, Taehun? Taehun... Taehun!
Hello, Ms. Shin.
Oh, hey.
This is for you.
Gosh, what's this?
You said it smelled nice last time,
so I bought some for you.
My gosh! Perfume?
My goodness!
I never asked you to buy this for me.
You're so sweet.
That'll be $260.
- You want me to pay you? / - Yes.
My gosh...
You're so sweet that I want to bite you...
And chew you up.
Excuse me... Ms. Shin...
Can you help me rehearse?
Geez! It's not like you ever get any better.
Why do you always want to rehearse?
I'm so sick of it.
- Go ahead and run your mouth. / - Yes.
Does that feel good?
You disgust me!
This is just like you.
Well, Nami...
This is... This isn't dead skin.
My back gets dry during the winter.
- That's why... / - Ms. Shin.
That was a line in the script.
A line in the script? The script?
Gosh! Goodness, hey!
You sounded so disrespectful
that I got scared.
Geez...
I'm sure you're squeaky clean.
I hope you sit in the bath tub all day
and grow gills.
Geez...
- Keep running your mouth! / - Okay.
Hey!
Does that feel good?
You disgust me!
This is just like you.
Miss...
I was about to start cleaning your room.
Why are cleaning my room last?
Do you take me for a fool?
If you're going to be this way, get out.
Get out!
Miss...
You're so cruel.
I won't stand for this any longer.
I won't stand for it.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me slap you on the head?
Good... Goodness, hey.
Did I slap you that hard?
Gosh, people might think I hit you on the head
to knock you out to make spicy fish stew.
Goodness...
Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
I'm sorry.
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me slap you several times?
Ms. Shin.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Hello. / - It's me.
Nami, you're so good at greeting people.
What are you talking about?
Ms. Shin, are you free this weekend?
This weekend? Why?
We have the drama awards.
I think you have to be there.
Gosh... My goodness!
- The drama awards? / - Yes.
Does that mean I'll win an award, Director Jang?
Yes, on behalf of someone.
- On behalf... / - Nami has a gig, so she can't come.
Would you accept the award on her behalf.
Ms. Shin, I'm too busy to make it.
Thank you, Ms. Shin!
So I'm accepting the award on her behalf...
- And giving a speech? / - Yes.
I'm going to smack you.
That's forcing it, Ms. Shin!
You being an actress is forcing it more!
Get over here!
I didn't say anything.
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
Introducing the opening show!
The show you want to see the most on Christmas!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
Alright.
We are not here to sell things.
Rudolph hairbands for sale!
Your kids will love it.
- Just buy one... / - Hey.
What are you doing?
It's not like that.
You fool!
It comes with a Rudolph nose.
Alright.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
This!
Everything will be caught with this fork.
Wow...
First, an apple!
Alright.
Caught it!
Alright!
Now...
A mandarin will be caught
with the fork in a mouth.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal will do it!
- What? / - Huh?
Chilsip, I can't do it.
Geez...
Do you want to catch this
or do you want me to propose to you?
Then I'll do it.
Fine, fine.
Alright.
It's not over yet.
Now we'll use a cherry tomato.
- What? / - I really can't do this, Chilsip.
Applause!
I'll do it!
Gupal!
How are you so focused?
We have glasses to improve your focus.
Introducing the next show!
- The next show... / - ♪ Rice, rice, rice, rice wine ♪
♪ Rice wine, rice wine, gulp, gulp ♪
What are you doing here?
That's mine. Don't drink it.
Nobody's going to touch that!
I want to put on a show here today.
Oh, come on.
I can do a good job. Let me put on a show.
Get out of here!
- I can do a good job. / - Security!
- He always... / - Mister.
Get that stuff out of here.
Now...
Bowling ball!
Not this guy again. Get out!
Spin those arms!
(Stuntman Kang Gyeongsu, Bae Hwan)
Wow, the other guys did all the hard stuff.
All you did was go, "Chwa, chwa, chwa!"
"Chwa, chwa, chwa!" That's all you did.
Fine then. I'll show you a judo throw.
Forget it. Just go.
Get on my back!
And I smack you.
Smack, smack.
That's my judo throw.
Geez!
Let me push you out of here.
Take this! Geez...
Geez...
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Even a Santa costume ♪
♪ Won't fit ♪
♪ On Christmas, it's livestock ♪
That looks delicious. I'll save it for later.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Feliz grilled beef ♪
I'll save this for later.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Joy to the world! They have been grilled ♪
♪ Pork belly skewers ♪
Don't they look great?
Hey, where did they go?
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Silent night ♪
♪ Holy night ♪
♪ A chestnut stuck in my chest ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
Knock, knock.
Hey, Suyeong.
♪ Want to get pork belly with me? ♪
Do you have money? I eat a lot.
♪ Okay, bye ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
- Huh? / - What the...
What's this?
♪ One slice of pizza ♪
♪ Between the three of us ♪
- Huh? / - What?
Where's the rest? Where's the rest?
♪ Born in the winter ♪
♪ I'm 41kg ♪
Hey, your bones will freeze.
Are you okay?
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I can fit ♪
♪ Between the falling snow ♪
♪ Like this, like this ♪
- ♪ Like this ♪ / - He can do it.
- He can do it. / - ♪ Like this ♪
♪ I'm full ♪
♪ I'm a picky eater ♪
♪ I'm full, I'm a picky eater, I can't have anymore ♪
♪ What do I do? ♪
♪ How do we finish this? ♪
♪ We're right here ♪
♪ We'll finish it for you ♪
You can't even finish this?
(Refreshing Statements)
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
Geez, I'm going to be sick.
How can she make such an exciting song
seem so off-putting?
My gosh, look at it snow outside.
It's so pretty.
What? It's snowing?
Dang, I washed the car yesterday.
You can just wash it again.
It's snowing on Christmas.
It's a white Christmas.
Dear, let's not eat dinner at home today.
Let's go out and eat something nice.
Don't be ridiculous. It's freezing out there.
And too many people are out.
Let's eat at home.
I looked up a great restaurant on my phone.
All the foods you want to eat
are in this coupon book. Here.
Let's order in.
This guy...
He sounds like Han Seokbong
learning the alphabet... Geez.
We should go to a nice restaurant on a day like this
and drink some wine poured by a sommelier
as we enjoy some medium rare steaks.
Let's go out and have fun.
I think the last time I had steak
was when we were dating.
Woman, why would you go out to eat?
Just hearing about it is making me tired.
On a day like this, we should enjoy
the Christmas specials on TV at home
with some ginseng wine my mom made
and pork hocks and noodles.
Let's just have well done kimchi pancakes
and rest at home! Geez...
Did you pluck your brain out with your white hairs?
It's not like I always want to eat out.
I just want to go out today since it's a special day.
What's so hard about that?
People shouldn't change like that.
When we were dating,
you said you only had eyes for me,
but all you do is watch TV now.
You never used to let me go home when we dated,
but all we do is stay home now.
How is your butt always glued to that sofa?
If you like staying home so much,
I'll bury you at home when you die.
And if you order delivery now,
the food will take an hour to get here
since it's snowing outside.
We might as well go out to eat.
Delivery guys should get to rest on Christmas.
You love ordering food
and you love ordering me around.
"Bring me food. Bring me the TV remote."
Can you only use your mouth and finger?
Shut your mouth and get ready to go out.
Look how it's snowing out there.
Woman, did a frozen ball of snow fall on your head?
Stop being ridiculous.
Everyone is eating out right now.
It's crowded, so it's going to take forever
if we take our car.
It'll take 2 hours to get somewhere 20 minutes away.
Then we'll finally arrive at the restaurant.
Then we'd park in the basement lot.
No spaces. So we'd go down to B2.
No spaces. So we'd go down to B3.
No spaces. So we'd go to B4
figuring there would be a space,
but no spaces again.
Then I'd have to park outside illegally
and go into the restaurant.
There would probably be a line in the restaurant.
Then we'd have to take a number.
We'd have to wait an hour after taking a number.
After waiting an hour and getting a table,
I'd get a call while we're eating.
"Hello?" "Please move your car."
Dang it!
Then I'd have to move the car
and come back to the restaurant to eat.
You'd finish all my food.
Then I'd have to order another steak,
but the kitchen would be closed.
Then I'd get angry.
I'd starve until midnight and
order pork hocks when I get home.
So we might as well just order pork hocks now
for a merry Christmas!
Geez...
You sound like Santa
trying to change Rudolph's engine oil.
We should go out on a day like today
and enjoy the night lights from a sky lounge.
We live on the 32nd floor. You can see everything.
We could go out and listen to the carols.
I'll sing carols for you.
You sound like
a polar bear about to wax himself.
Why are you being ridiculous?
Are you trapped in this house?
Why won't you go out?
I'm waiting for Santa.
Santa knows that I'm going to order pork hocks.
Let's go out to eat!
Why bother?
If you like going out to eat so much,
eat on the porch when the pork hocks come.
I'll eat in the living room.
What are you talking about?
You'd better stop it right now.
Want me to slap you silly?
Hit me! Or just leave if you're going to be noisy!
I'm going to order in.
She's being ridiculous.
- Geez... / - Hello?
- This is Gag Apartment. / - I can't talk to him.
I can't get through to him.
Why did I marry that fool?
I shouldn't have stopped my mom
when she was beating him up because
she was against us dating.
Why did I stop her?
Geez, just my luck...
Why did I marry that fool?
Delivery!
He ordered food...
Geez, he's such a pain in the neck.
Alright. What is this?
Sweet and sour pork?
It's your Christmas gift.
My gosh...
I told you that we should order in.
My dear husband...
I'll order the pork hocks right away.
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial for our Fast 2-minute Curry?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
- Let's go watch it! / - Hurry up.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
I worked very hard on this
Fast 2-minute Curry commercial...
- Using the latest tech... / - Yeah, yeah.
- Hey, hey. / - And the best...
It's 2-minute curry. How many minutes will you talk?
Let's watch it now.
Honey, come eat your breakfast.
Honey, I'm running late. I have to go.
Honey, honey.
Fast 2-minute Curry will be ready in no time.
Done!
Wow, that's so fast!
Fast and delicious, Fast 2-minute Curry!
How was that?
How was it? It was bland.
Who would buy our curry?
Make a commercial that really makes you think...
- It's traditional curry. / - Oh...
- So you know it's traditional curry? / - Yeah!
- I can do that. Let's watch now. / - Geez...
- Honey, eat some curry. / - Yeah.
Wow, I feel like I'm in India.
What...
It's an elephant...
The real taste of India.
Fast 2-minute Curry!
I said to make a commercial.
You made it really Indian.
What was with the cobra?
Yeah, why don't you bite yourself?
Don't make commercials like this.
There was no story.
Make one with a story, like a drama.
Make a commercial like that. Please!
- One with a story, like a drama. / - Yeah!
I can do that. Let's watch.
Honey, how's the curry?
Wow, it's delicious!
My gosh, mother-in-law.
Hold it.
- What do you call this? / - This is...
How could you serve my precious son instant food?
It isn't instant food...
Mother-in-law!
It goes great with kimchi, Fast 2-minute Curry!
Geez...
I told you to make it like a drama
and you made it like a soap opera.
- Hey... / - Jaegwan.
Are you okay? I bet you're shocked.
Do you want me to show you something shocking?
No, no. I'm sorry.
Change all the models.
I'll invest some more money.
Get me an A-lister model.
An A-lister!
I have an A-lister model.
Let's watch it.
Hello.
(Food researcher, Mikhal)
Let me tell you about today's dish.
It's 2-minute curry.
And...
Spicy 2-minute curry.
And...
This guy...
- What are you doing here, Junho? / - Huh?
I want to be on TV too.
Hello.
I'm Kim Junho... Hello?
Hello?
- Mikhal? / - Today's dish...
- Will be ready in a moment. / - Mikhal?
It's Fast 2-minute Curry.
Why was Kim Junho in the commercial?
Get rid of Kim Junho!
Make the commercial with just Chef Mikhal!
And we need to talk about our curry more.
I want a friendly explanation.
So make a great commercial with Chef Mikhal.
- You want an explanation. / - Yes!
- I can do that. Let's watch. / - Yeah.
Welcome.
Welcome to my restaurant.
Thank you.
What's good here?
The curry.
- Oh, curry. / - Yes.
Then I'll have some mild curry please.
Sure. Would you like it spicy
or not so spicy?
- Not spicy. Make it mild. / - Sure.
- I'd also like to order. / - Alright, wait.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
- He... / - I was here first.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
- I want some curry. / - Do you...
Curry.
Choke on this.
What? Choke on this?
- Do you... / - Choke on this?
Fast 2-minute Curry is great for choking on.
We have Chef Mikhal.
He's great at cooking.
Make a commercial where he
shows off his cooking! Please!
- Show him cooking? / - Yes!
I can do that. Let's watch.
So cool!
Chef Mikhal will start his amazing dish now!
Cabbage.
Carrot.
Apple.
Done.
Fast Curry is ready.
This tastes...
Terrible.
Fast 2-minute Curry... Gross.
(Really Though?)
We're almost at the top.
- Hang in there, team! / - Okay.
Director, are you okay?
I can still do this.
Captain, I'm so tired.
Just hang in there a bit longer.
I don't want to hold back the rest of the team.
I'm going to give up.
Wooil!
We're a team.
When we're apart, we're just drops of water.
But together, we can be like the ocean!
- Captain... / - Captain...
Did you get all that?
Pretty cool, right?
Really though? He's concerned about footage?
I got it.
- Alright! Let's go. / - Yes.
Captain, I can't walk any farther.
I can't feel my feet, captain!
Maybe he has frostbite!
I'll check.
Wooil, have a seat.
Lift your foot.
Geez, your feet stink!
- Really though? / - Dang it...
People... People...
I finally found people!
Thank you so much!
- He must be lost. / - Yes.
Are you lost?
Kudzu tea for sale. 50 cents for a cup.
Really though?
He's selling tea here?
Do you have cup noodles?
Really though? Cup noodles?
No cup noodles. Don't talk to me if you're not buying.
- Let's keep going up! / - Okay.
Captain, let's stop.
We're lost. I think we should give up!
Get it together!
It's everyone's goal to make it to the top!
Everyone's goal?
That's your goal!
Your ambition is going to get us all killed!
You fool!
What are you doing?
Why would you hit him all of a sudden?
I didn't film that. Hit him again.
Really though? Fabricating?
Hit him hard.
What's this?
- It's a snowstorm. / - What is this?
This is bad!
We'll end up stranded on this mountain!
What do we do?
If it's snowing this much...
It's a white Christmas!
♪ Let it go, let it go ♪
Really though? Elsa?
What are you doing?
I got excited...
Are you all safe?
I'm from the rescue squad.
We're going to live!
- Is anyone hurt? / - No.
I brought some stuff you might need.
Thank you.
Emergency rations... And this...
- A first aid kit. / - Yes.
And for the lady...
- A curling iron. / - Thank you!
Really though? A curling iron?
What are you doing?
Are we going to survive?
They know our location,
so a rescue chopper will be here soon.
- The helicopter. / - The helicopter.
- Here! / - Here!
Here! Over here!
Lower it!
(Welcome to the Himalayas)
Really though?
(Crazy Convenience Store)
I hope I don't get any crazy customers today.
Let's do a good job!
So cold...
- Honey, should we get some wine? / - Sure.
Here.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
Oh, this wine comes with a free calendar.
Really? Thank you.
It's already the new year.
Huh? Nina, what's wrong?
Honey, it's already the new year.
When are we getting married?
Huh? We met a week ago
and you want to get married already?
Already? It's the heart that matters not the time.
Fine. If you don't want to marry me...
- Let's just end it here. / - What?
- Let's end things! / - Fine, let's end this!
We're not dating anymore...
Marry me!
Let's get married!
Don't just change the sign!
Honey! This is the best Christmas of my life!
You fool! It's not just Christmas!
Then? What is it?
A white Christmas!
- A white Christmas! / - You can't throw that!
Why are they spinning?
What are you doing? Get up!
- Where is it? / - What?
- Your lips! / - Right here!
You can't do this in here! Do that outside.
Do that outside.
What's wrong with those people?
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Can I use these chopsticks? / - Of course.
Geez!
Excuse me! What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could use them!
You're not supposed to break them!
You sure are a stickler!
Take your jacket.
What's with that guy?
Please ring these up.
I'll ring up this cereal.
- Hold it. / - Huh?
Does this cereal really contain corn?
Sure.
I can't tell because it's in this box.
Can you punch this really hard?
What?
Let's see if teeth come out.
Why would I punch that?
Yes, violence is never the right answer.
- Public service announcement. / - What?
- Please ring this up. / - Alright, sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
It says you'll have the energy of a tiger.
Will I really become like a tiger if I eat this?
What?
Can I go to the zoo and fight a lion
after I eat this?
Why would you?
I want to be the king of the jungle!
What are you talking about?
I feel like I'll get beaten up
by a lion if I buy this, so I won't buy it.
Geez... Alright.
- Then I'll ring up this milk. / - Okay.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
Is this milk really from a cow?
Of course.
I can't see it.
Can I speak to the man that milked the cow?
Why would you?
Oh, he's probably milking with both hands
and can't take a call.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
This is top grade milk.
- Can only the top grades drink this milk? / - What?
- Don't you have any 8th grade milk? / - No.
Do I have to go back to school to drink this?
No, no.
- I threw out my school uniform. / - No, no.
It means it's the best quality milk.
- Oh, so it wasn't a grade in school. / - Right.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
- Hold it. / - Yes?
- It says low fat. / - Yes.
- I'm not from the countryside! / - What?
- I was born and raised in Seoul! / - No...
Can't you tell by how classy I look?
What?
Don't you think so?
Alright, you can just go.
- I'll come back with my family register. / - Whatever.
- I was a bit drunk before. I'm sorry. / - Okay.
- Please ring this up. / - Sure.
Can I use the hot water over there?
Of course. Go ahead.
Excuse me! Excuse me!
What are you doing?
Geez! You said I could use it!
You can't use it to bathe in!
- You really are a stickler! / - I am?
Geez! Everyone here is crazy!
(Call Center)
Hello. I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for security cameras.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for a body cleanser.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for amusement park season passes.
Buy some bean paste. It's very earthy.
Ma'am, we have a lot of new rides
at our amusement park.
These new rides were built by...
My grandma!
She's great at making pastes.
To properly enjoy this bean paste,
get a spoonful and...
Rub it on your body.
It has aromatic compounds
that's good for relaxing your muscles.
If your neck was stiff after a shower...
It turns 360 degrees.
It can get all angles.
And make sure you visit the zoo
when you come to our amusement park.
As a special event, the monkeys...
Will scrub your back.
It works as an exfoliating scrub,
so there's no need to scrub your back twice.
Just take a dip in your tub
for 5 minutes before using and...
It's boiled pork.
The bean paste will get rid of the porky smell.
And our body cleanser
comes in different fruit scents.
- If you use this... / - A siren will go off.
A siren will go off if there's an intruder.
Ma'am, I'll tell you a great tip
on how to enjoy our amusement park.
First, get on the pirate ship ride...
Add the bean paste to boiling water...
And wash your hair.
The police will come right away.
It automatically sends a report to the police.
Ma'am, do you not have an appetite?
Make some stew with our bean paste.
- Then your appetite... / - Will suddenly drop.
It's a ride that drops you from 50m high.
And make sure you store your valuables
separately when going on a ride.
- Our employees... / - Will rob you blind.
When you're out of the house for a while,
you need home security cameras.
And our security cameras are different from the rest.
- The lens has... / - Dead skin.
Our body cleanser can get rid of dead skin.
And our rose-scented body cleanser is very sensual.
After a shower, say,
"Dear, I just took a shower."
- Then your husband... / - Will be horrified.
Our new haunted house is very scary.
You won't regret getting a season pass.
Everyone that's visited said...
Bean paste like this!
Where else can you get it?
It's different from the stuff at marts.
Sir, buy our home security camera today.
If you buy today, as a lens cover...
We'll throw in a washcloth.
To wipe down the lens...
We'll throw in cotton candy.
To use as self-defense...
We'll throw in fast fermented bean paste.
Alright, sir...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Sloppy Kung Fu)
Amongst the most fearsome martial artists,
there is a true master.
It's Sloppy Kung Fu!
Chapter 1, meeting.
Are you Master Song Yeonggil?
Please take me as your student.
You're not right for martial arts.
So get lost!
I bet you don't have anyone to spend
Christmas with.
Come on in.
- I don't either. / - Get lost!
I prepared something for Christmas.
Come on in.
- It's a Christmas card. / - Get lost!
It plays a song when you open it.
Come on in.
What should we start with?
Is this meditation?
Santa, please bring me a girlfriend! Please!
- Me too! / - Please! Please!
The next chapter. Pressure point!
- Suyeong! / - Yes, master!
A true master must be able to defeat
their opponent with just a finger.
Just a finger?
Just strike these pressure points
by the neck that I've discovered
and your opponent will stop moving.
Then let me try it.
It won't work on a master like me.
I'll try it.
I can move.
I guess it doesn't work on fatties.
The next chapter, childhood.
It's Santa Claus!
Thank you!
Master!
Santa Claus just gave me a gift!
He's a thief! Get him!
The next chapter, bait!
Go, go, go.
Go.
(Mixed martial artist, Lee Suyeon)
Master, someone's fishing.
So, did you catch anything?
Gosh... No.
Maybe I should use bigger bait.
This looks good.
Heave-ho!
(Love Brothers)
All we think about is dating. I'm Seo Taehun...
And I'm Lee Sejin.
All I think about is myself.
I'm a single guy, Yoo Minsang.
You're not thinking right.
- How so? / - You're selfish.
All I think about is my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
How nice.
Be honest.
You didn't think life would be like this, right?
Nonsense!
Be honest.
You didn't think you'd get this fat, right?
I knew I would! I ate everything I wanted to.
- Go sit down. / - Geez...
People...
If you just listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
You have to know that.
This is how girls and guys
spend time for themselves.
For both of them, it's shop.
When girls spend time on themselves...
- The nail shop. / - Yes.
The hair shop.
And they spend time at a luxury goods shop.
So then, let's see how guys use their time.
#Goddess.
#Bikini.
#Exposure.
Is that the same thing?
They sound the same, but they're very different.
Next, we'll look at when people send a text
to a friend that broke up.
This is how a girl texts a friend
that just broke up.
"Are you okay? Forget him. You're the catch.
He'll never meet anyone as sweet and pretty as you.
It's good you two broke up.
You'll find a better man. Hang in there, friend.
Cheer up. I love you." That's what she texts.
Then what does a guy text
his friend that just broke up?
Hahaha.
That's true.
Girls console you with a long text.
Guys laugh at you with a long text.
So then... How do they really look
when they're sending this text?
For girls...
Why is she smirking when she's consoling her friend?
- Really? / - So then...
How do guys look when they send that text?
They make a group chat about it.
- It's true. / - All the other friends know.
- They all know. / - Hold on.
This ugly guy here...
Isn't this Minsang?
- What? Minsang? / - Why are you laughing?
Of course! Of course I'm laughing!
A friend returned to the single's world.
Of course I'll welcome him and be happy!
- You're the worst! / - Get rid of this stuff!
People, that won't help you.
You don't need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Why?
Because you can be happy all by yourself.
Christmas is coming up soon
and the year is almost over.
Single people should have a happy party too.
That's why I prepared this.
The 2018 Single Awards!
(2018 Single Awards)
Single Awards?
Why would you clap for this? This is weird.
- Isn't that great? / - It's weird.
Hello.
I'm your host for the 2018 Solo Awards.
I'm comedian Yoo Minsang.
As of this year, I've been single for 40 years.
To all those that spent the year
being voluntarily single,
I applaud you all.
It's time to start the Solo Awards.
For the first award,
I'd like to present this award for elevating
the status of single people.
The single achievement award.
The single achievement award?
The first winner is...
There's a drumroll too?
Congratulations.
Movie star, Jung Woosung.
- Wow! Jung Woosung? / - Jung Woosung?
Why?
Just the fact that this guy is single
gives hope to all single people
and elevates our status.
Jung Woosung, I hope you continue to stay single.
The next award
was the favorite movie of single people this year.
This year's single movie award.
Single movie award.
The winner of the single movie award is...
Congratulations.
Yoon Kyesang and Ma Dongseok of "The Outlaws."
- Why? / - Why that movie?
It was a big hit.
Do you remember the famous line?
Are you by yourself?
Yeah, I'm still single.
That part really spoke to the single people!
Wasn't it amazing?
- But both those guys are dating. / - Yeah.
- Forget this award then. / - What?
Next is the song that really spoke to single people.
The single song award.
The single song award goes to...
The single song award.
10cm's "What The Spring?"
♪ I hope you all break up ♪
This song wants all couples to break up.
It's a song that consoles the hearts of single people.
I'd like to thank 10cm.
But...
What is it?
Kwon Jeongyeol of 10cm is married.
- Yeah. / - Yes.
- Kwon Jeongyeol's married? / - Yes.
I listened to this song so many times!
I paid for the streaming
and he used that money to get married?
Kwon Jeongyeol, how could you?
♪ I hope you break up ♪
Forget that award too.
This is the last award for this year's best single.
It's the single grand prize.
- The last one... / - I'm nervous.
The single grand prize for 2018 goes to...
This person is actually here today.
The grand prize goes to...
Yoo Minsang.
- What? / - What?
Really?
- He's the worst. / - What is this?
- I never expected this! / - What?
Never in my wildest dreams!
I don't even have a speech prepared.
First, there are so many great single people
that deserve this more than I do.
Kim Kwangkyu, Yoo Haijin...
I'm sorry I got the award instead.
I'll take this award
and continue to stay single.
I'll continue to be by myself.
If you're watching this now... Mom...
I'm sorry!
- Geez! / - Geez!
- You know you're being a bad son! / - What?
- It's been a while. / - Get rid of this stuff and go sit!
- Take these down! / - Gosh!
My award!
Oh, stop it. Take that and go home!
Happiness... Comes after you get married.
Hello! I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
I want to be like Santa Claus to my wife.
So cool.
I only want to see her once a year.
- He doesn't like her. / - That's how happy...
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married,
I had a great time dating my wife.
But now that I'm married, thanks to my pretty wife...
I'm so happy like I'm still dating.
We play hard to get
just like we did when we were dating.
When I get my gear ready to go fishing,
my wife takes my gear and says,
"Where are you going?"
"I want to go fishing."
"Will that put food on the table?"
"You don't cook either!"
Now this is playing hard to get.
And I even write her letters
just like I did when we were dating.
"I, Park Yeongjin, will surrender all my assets
to my wife if I ever come home drunk..."
I write her letters all the time now that I'm married.
And another thing. I'm still nervous around her
just like when we were dating.
When I get home from work, my wife says...
"Dear!
Don't you have something to tell me?"
I didn't do anything wrong.
But she makes me nervous.
"No, there's nothing."
"Alright, that's fine then.
Good work."
Wow, what is this?
I wish my wife would just go to her home
like when we were dating.
But I'm still very happy!
Geez...
My wife is going to go out today,
so I can come home late.
Her plans got cancelled.
My wife is the worst!
Geez!
See that, everyone? We're all actually...
Very happy!
(Wronged)
I got everything from the department store.
I need to use the bathroom now...
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
- Excuse me. / - Yes?
I have 6 bags.
- Okay. / - Yes.
They're all for women, so you can't wear these.
- I won't take your stuff. / - Okay.
I'm sorry...
But can you sit over here?
Why?
This is a blind spot for the security camera.
I won't take your stuff.
Hello?
Is the security camera on the 4th floor working?
I really won't take your stuff. Please stop it.
Or just take your stuff with you.
- Yeah, good idea. / - What?
What?
Gosh...
Dear.
- Yes? / - Let's go eat now.
Let's rest for a bit first.
Alright then...
We didn't walk much, but my legs are so sore.
- Sir. / - Yeah?
You should have a seat too.
No, no. I'm fine. You sit.
Just sit down.
We'll only be here for a minute
and we're going to go eat. Just sit.
- You should sit here... / - It's fine. You sit.
I'm okay...
Ow, my legs.
My legs sure are killing me.
- Ow, my legs... / - Why don't you sit, sir?
- Oh, it's fine. / - You really should sit.
- It's fine, it's fine. / - No, you should sit.
- It's fine... / - Please sit, sir.
- Hey, hey, hey! / - Yes? Yes? Yes?
- I'm fine. / - Okay.
And shouldn't you stand when you offer your seat?
What?
You were sitting the entire time.
Oh, I'm sorry!
If you didn't want to stand, just sit down.
Yes, sir.
- You really didn't want to stand. / - No, sir.
Can you just sit down once?
Fine, fine. I'll sit down.
- Geez... / - Thank you.
Oh! How about the three of us sit together?
How?
- Dear. / - Yes?
Gosh...
Come sit over here.
I'm really fine, sir.
- It's okay. / - I'm fine.
- Oh, just sit. / - I'm really fine, sir.
- Hey, hey! / - Yes?
Can't you just do what I want?
It's my Christmas wish.
- I guess I should sit then. / - Yeah, come sit.
- Gosh... / - Gosh...
My legs sure hurt.
- Ow, my legs... / - Ow, my legs...
- Ow... / - Ow...
Having fun?
I'm sorry.
- Be good. / - Yes, sir.
- Young man. / - Yes?
What did you buy?
This is a gift for my girlfriend.
A gift? What is it?
A winter coat.
This is sold out all over Korea,
so I rushed here to buy the last one.
- What did you come here to buy, sir? / - This.
I came here since they had one left.
But you bought it first.
I never bought her a proper coat.
I thought I'd get her one today.
Gosh... It's okay, dear.
- Young man. / - Yes?
I guess your girlfriend doesn't have a winter coat.
- She has a few. / - Yeah.
- But she really wanted this one. / - Oh...
This is all I have.
- It's 40 years old. / - Yeah.
But it's fine.
I knitted this all by myself.
So it's very warm.
- Ma'am. / - Yeah?
A loose thread...
What happened?
So much for my only coat.
I'm so sorry, ma'am!
Oh, it's okay.
I'll just wear it like this.
I just hope the neighbors don't think I'm crazy.
Why wouldn't they think you're crazy?
No, no.
I'll sell you this. Sir, you should buy this from me.
Oh, no. That's a gift for your girlfriend.
I can buy her something else.
- Geez... Yeah? / - Yes.
- Then how much? / - $380.
$380?
I only have $350.
Oh, no...
Then I'll give it to you for $350.
No, no. I don't want you to take a loss.
- It's fine. / - Just hold on.
- Dear. / - Yes?
- Our cow at home. / - Our cow?
- Yeah. / - Yes.
Let's sell her.
No, we can't do that!
That's for our grandkid's tuition.
Oh, you're right.
Then let's sell our land.
No, we can't do that!
That's for marrying off our youngest.
Then what do I do?
I need $30 more to buy this coat.
Then I'll become the neighborhood crazy lady.
- Oh, don't do that. / - No, no!
- Please just take it for $350. / - No.
- Young man, you pick. / - What?
Should we sell our land or our cow?
Don't sell either!
Should we not marry off our kid
or not send our grandkid to college?
- Just take it for $350. / - Pick one.
- You just have to pick. / - No, no...
Why are you doing this to me?
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple card trick.
I need a volunteer to help me.
Want to volunteer? Want to help?
Please stand up.
Stand up.
I have a deck of cards.
Please pick out one card.
Did you pick one?
I won't look. Show everyone else here.
Did you all see it?
Did they see it?
Alright.
Put it back in the deck.
Back in the deck.
I'll shuffle the cards now.
Alright... Have a seat.
Who should I pick? Who should I pick?
Alright... You, miss.
Please pick one of the cards.
And...
Don't look yet. Just take one.
Hold it in your hands.
You're holding it, right?
What card did my volunteer pick?
Please stand up.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Show them your card.
Wow.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Show them too.
Come on!
Every card in the deck was the same!
5 of hearts, 5 of hearts.
They're all the same card! Look!
See? See? So obvious.
This was obvious...
- Come on up here. / - It was obvious.
Come on up, sir.
You call that magic?
I bought a lot of decks to make this deck...
Come on up.
Over here...
There's a deck of cards.
All different cards.
Take a look at the cards.
Mix them up and pick one.
Don't look, don't look.
- Don't look. / - We won't.
- Did you pick one? / - Yes.
Stick that card on your cheek.
This one.
Hold on.
- Is it on your cheek? / - Yes.
Make sure it's really sticking.
- Make sure it sticks. / - It's stuck.
There.
I won't look at this card.
Now put it in your pocket.
Is it in your pocket?
Alright, the card you picked is...
The 3 of spades.
Show them your card.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Amazing, right?
- Wow. / - Wow.
- Amazing, right? / - How did you know?
Wow! Amazing, right?
Applause!
How did I know?
It's time for the highlight of our show now.
It's Christmas, so who do we need?
Santa Claus.
Let's bring in Santa Claus.
Santa Claus, come on out.
It's Santa Claus.
Raise your hand if you want a gift.
- Me! / - Me!
Bring out the first gift.
Who should get this gift?
- Me! / - Here!
Yes, yes. That's too far.
Yes, ma'am.
Ma’am.
What gift do you want?
A blender.
Wow, it's a tough shoot today.
Here you go, ma'am. Put your hand on this
and say the magic word.
Abradabra?
Abracadabra.
Now open the box.
Blender, blender, blender...
- Wow. / - Wow.
Stand up and show everyone, please.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Amazing, right?
Who wants a gift this time?
- Me! / - Me!
That's too far back. Just wait.
You, miss.
Who is your favorite comedian in Gag Concert?
Stand up, please.
Kim Junho.
I'll give you one more chance.
I like Kim Junho.
Sit down.
- Gwon Jaegwan! / - Okay, okay, alright.
So then...
Santa Claus, get ready.
Alright... Santa...
Please hold up the curtain.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Merry Christmas!
It's Junho Claus.
Merry Christmas!
And a Happy New Year.
You, miss. Please step up here.
- Come on up. / - She said me?
She said Kim Junho is her
favorite comedian in Gag Concert.
Thank you.
Show her a magic trick.
Shall I show you a magic trick?
Alright.
Alright...
Hot!
Alright...
Wow.
It wasn't that hot before.
But it was really hot just now.
Here you go. A gangster chain.
Thank you.
- Rejected, right? / - So witty.
Applause!